ben_crossley@hotmail.com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-6083816-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @bensley)http://bensley.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://www.mashburger.com/post/253161972" target="_blank">mashburger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/252815105" target="_blank">bensley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today at work, a little girl said that I had nice hair.</p> <p>She then told her mother that one day she was going to fall in love with me and get married.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so cute. How old was she?</p> </blockquote> <p>Umm, I guess she was about 4-6?<br/> It was kinda hard to tell because she was hiding behind the counter with only her hands and eyes peeping over.</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/254927548http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/254927548Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:05:56 +1030<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kti7j92Tr51qzn16no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/252888546http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/252888546Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:55:00 +1030<p>Today at work, a little girl said that I had nice hair.</p> <p>She then told her mother that one day she was going to fall in love with me and get married.</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/252815105http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/252815105Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:13:13 +1030<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bensley.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/243505662/tumblr_kt3fqf7mYe1qzn16n&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Mykonos - Fleet Foxes</b></p> <p>There’s something about this song I love.</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/243505662http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/243505662Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:29:00 +1030<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0v4wnjIF1qzn16no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/241994567http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/241994567Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:08:54 +1030<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksorho8XgK1qzn16no1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/234883438http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/234883438Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:19:00 +1030Ben: Don't do that with your nose, it's not funny!<br /> Renae: Haha, it snot funny...http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/232800037http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/232800037Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:03:06 +1030<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks65bu58DN1qzn16no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Got my DSLR today. XD </p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/224761595http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/224761595Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:03:29 +1030[Following a period of silence, whilst security-tagging a stack of clothes]<br /> Luke: ...<br /> Ben: ...<br /> Luke: Have I gone to the toilet today or not?<br /> Ben: ...<br /> Luke: Crap, I didn't mean to say that. Just thinking out loud.<br /> Ben: ...<br /> Luke: ...<br /> Ben: ...<br /> Luke: How embarrassing...http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/223652086http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/223652086Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:08:00 +1030Ben: If you swallowed a USB drive worth 400 bucks and pooped it out, would you reach into the toilet and grab it?<br /> Renae: Ummm, if I was wearing rubber gloves.<br /> Ben:Ok, what about if I pooped it out?<br /> Renae: What!? No, I'd get you to get it!<br /> Ben: But what if I was disabled? And couldn't move my arms?<br /> Renae: Well, I guess I would if I had gloves. And a mask. And goggles. And a whole suit.<br /> Ben: What? Why would you need goggles? What's going to fly into your eye from the toilet?<br /> Renae: Well if you're swallowing USBs and disabled, anything could happen!http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/223647839http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/223647839Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:59:00 +1030<p>There’s something about girls who wear Star Wars tops I find attractive…</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/219827045http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/219827045Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:53:00 +1030<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kruocvHXMK1qzn16no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Damn it, I thought the camera WAS included…</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/218828889http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/218828889Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:23:19 +1030<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krplekQnT31qzn16no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>50 years of space exploration</b></p> <p>The chart at the bottom is amazing.<br/>I never realised anything had ever travelled so far from Earth! (17 billion Km)</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/216242392http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/216242392Sun, 18 Oct 2009 22:31:00 +1030<p>She shrells sea hells by the sea whore.</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/215426491http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/215426491Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:55:32 +1030<p>But then I remember how chilled Earth is without the Borg screwing with us.</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/214990885http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/214990885Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:12:33 +1030<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/science/space/13lhc.html?_r=1&8dpc">Large Hadron Colider trying to destroy itself from the future?</a>: <p><i>“A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.”</i></p> <p>Now that is a freaking cool theory!</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/214277844http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/214277844Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:22:00 +1030<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1922981&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Google Street View Guys</b><br/>A new College Humor cartoon! Ever wonder what it’s like for the dudes who have to drive those Google camera cars around? I think it’s a little something like this…</p> <p>(Via <a href="http://danmeth.com/post/213808236/googlestreetviewguys" target="_blank">danmeth</a>)</p>http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/214273078http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/214273078Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:17:21 +1030Nick: The story's going to be about a guy waiting to catch a bus when he desperately needs to take a poo.<br /> Ben: It'll probably have a whole 'Frank Spencer' feel to it; one problem leading to another with the toilet being blocked and everything.<br /> Ian: Well I guess this is the one time I can get away with saying it's a 'crap' story...<br /> http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/212755587http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/212755587Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:52:02 +1030Ian: I'm expecting great things from you guys in your next production. <br /> Ian: And I don't say that to every group.<br /> Ben: Ha, I bet you say THAT to every group too... http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/212755541http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/212755541Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:51:56 +1030Ben: ...And then I end up just procrastinating.<br /> Renae: What does procrastinating mean?<br /> Ben: *sigh*<br /> Renae: Well sorry I'm not as intalecatual-<br /> Ben: Hahahahahahahahahahttp://bensley.tumblr.com/post/204833026http://bensley.tumblr.com/post/204833026Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:13:00 +1030