Diptote

  • Ben: If you swallowed a USB drive worth 400 bucks and pooped it out, would you reach into the toilet and grab it?
  • Renae: Ummm, if I was wearing rubber gloves.
  • Ben: Ok, what about if I pooped it out?
  • Renae: What!? No, I'd get you to get it!
  • Ben: But what if I was disabled? And couldn't move my arms?
  • Renae: Well, I guess I would if I had gloves. And a mask. And goggles. And a whole suit.
  • Ben: What? Why would you need goggles? What's going to fly into your eye from the toilet?
  • Renae: Well if you're swallowing USBs and disabled, anything could happen!

  1. bensley posted this
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