January 2009
48 posts
Pool Temperature: 39°C
WTF!? Must be an error, surely…
The result of playing around with FL Studio.
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Interactive YouTube Street Fighter! →
This is awesome on so many levels!
“Well, like they say, it’s better to be ‘pissed off’ than...”
– The Angry Video Game Nerd
A cup full of shoes??
moo-bert:
Hahahaha Man going through random scribbles from Ben is the most funniest thing ever. This one made me laugh the most.
“Sometimes, I wonder, why am I the lucky one, you know. I really feel sorry for everyone else. But I just tell myself “Well I guess everyone can’t be brilliant”. You need all those little people to step on though. And its alright, they dont know any better.”
HAHAHA...
Highland Cathedral - Played by the Royal Scots...
Doctor Who spring special threatened by... →
“Filming on the upcoming Doctor Who special, due to be screened in Spring, has been dealt such a severe blow that Russell T Davies is in the process of re-writing Planet of the Dead.”
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The good thing abould playing 8-ball with yourself is that you always win.
Although sometimes I have to question the tactic of leaving the white ball snookered for the next turn.
“Get outta’ my room ya lanky git!”
– I don’t know why, but I made myself laugh at that choice of words.
Is there a way...
ali-with-an-i:
…to remove all Hyperlinks from a word document at once?
The thought of right clicking 50 times doesn’t appeal to me right now.
Copy it all in to notepad, and copy it back again?
I don't like this new Times New Roman font shit.
(via iwontallowit)
Agreed! I thought it was just me, but I’m not a fan of the serif font to the right of the new dashboard. Sans-serif fonts look MUCH better on the web.
Dipsticks
The only thing more amusing than seeing one of those dorky up-themselves bike riders (the ones who ride alongside cars on main roads and think they’re top-stuff because they use those excessive hand signals to represent indicating and so-on), is seeing a car pull up behind them and unleashing a nice loud blast from their horn so as to say “Look mate, could you get your bloody tricycle...
Renae: [looking at a picture] You look like snowman. Like, one of those people that live in the snow.
Ben: haha, you mean an Eskimo?
[There was more which followed, however, due to some issues involving my inability to concentrate and remember (see previous post), the full dialogue has been lost, forever...
“Hahahahaha… Stop it!.. hahahahaha!.. You’re making me forget what I...”
– Me, whilst being ruthlessly tickled by… Someone.
“…And that’s Luke Skywalker? The one with the green sword?”
– Renae Martin, after asking her to name the characters on my Star Wars poster. I laughed at the ‘highly technical’ word she chose to describe his weapon.
Chloe-dog
Ben: What the hell? Chloe's got a daisy sticking out her nose!
Melanie: haha Take a picture.
Ben: [Reaches for phone]
Melanie: Oh too late, it fell out.
Ben: Oh.
Ben: ...
Ben: Should I stick it back in?
Tonight was good.
mashburger:
I went to Crossley’s house, we talked for a bit, watched some Torchwood, and listened to epic movie soundtracks on the living room floor. It was fun.
For those of you that don’t have the pleasure of knowing Benjamin, he is one of the nicest people ever. He is incapable of saying anything bad about anyone, and he is just so easy to be around. It was a very relaxed night. We’ve agreed...
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“Yeah, just gay up my tumblr.”
– Mr. Crossley on supposedly “gaying” up his tumblr!! (via purple-princess-14)
Chile
Amy: Pretty sure I'm chilly on my willy, and Renae, you're as hot as Chile!
Renae: Well, looks like I'm Chile on your willy!
Amy & Renae: *laughs*
“It’s just funny because it says ‘erect’.”
– Renae
December 2008
48 posts
Mum: *burps*
Melanie: Do you mind!?
Mum: What!? Would you rather it came out the other end?
Melanie: No, I'd rather you just exploded!
Happy New Year!
Mum: Could someone put the dog to bed? She won't do as I say! Her new year's resolution must be not to listen to me.
Ben: Hey! That's the same as my new year's resolution!