May 2008
31 posts
Indy 4
After much anticipation I grabbed my bull whip and ventured off last night to see Indiana Jones 4. We got there and it was packed. We had to sit so close I could see right up Indy’s nose. Any closer and we would’ve been on the other side of the screen. I swear Reece’s face was actually pressing against the screen’s surface. But despite our [somewhat exaggerated] viewing...
Good one Grandad
Mum: They're going to put you into respite care.
Grandad: Why?
Mum: Because Mum's not coping too well looking after you.
Grandad: Then make her go instead!
So does everyone know how to spell ‘report’? It’s like...
– Randomness from my tutor today. I wonder if he was implying anything.
‘Stuck on an escalator’ I got a chuckle from this ad.
Here’s something you don’t see everyday. A guy casually walking with four pizzas atop his head. Such a usefull skill to have. ;) (Filmed in Italy last year)
I’ve been pretty busy lately so who knows when I’ll make another video. But I found this ancient clip the other day. It’s funny to look back at stuff like this. It was made with friends Sam and Alice very quickly one night back in the primary school days.
‘How to be a son-of-a-bitch’ from loadingreadyrun.com
This is a cool little video by Dan Meth.
I thought this little video was great.
Grandma
[At doctor's for her eye test.]
Doctor: Ok, so if you'll just pop up here and look over at the chart.
Grandma: ...What chart?
If you drive like hell, you’ll get there.
– A few of my Grandpa’s many words of wisdom.
Give the graphic designer some credit
Ever noticed the buttons at the top of the Tumblr dashboard, how the icon tears actually match up from one button to the next? Now that’s attention to detail. ;)
A Blonde Moment...
[Last year]
Tracy: I hate needles. I had an injection at school yesterday for cervical cancer.
Ben: Really? That's weird, I never got one.
Tracy: Haha!
Ben: What!?...... Wait... Oh crap
Our internet speed was increased three fold today with the installation of a splitter box. Of course, our speed was already quite fast, but an improvement like that is always a good thing.
But does this mean my productivity regarding Uni will also increase?.. Nah I don’t think so. ;)
In France...
Ben Crossley: [With his camcorder, pans across a grand bridge towering ahead in the distance]
Russo: [Can be heard in background] "What the fuck!?.. We come all this way for a fucking bridge!?"
Ben Crossley: [Grins, amused by the timing of Russo's commentary]
Trust Tracy...
Ben: ...But yeah, it's pretty rare I actually do finish a video. They usually end up being giant blooper reels. That 'backyard battle' thing from the other day was an exception.
Tracy: Really? I though that WAS a blooper reel! ;)
I know at least two ‘one-in-a-million’ people, and I haven’t...
– Ben Crossley
April 2008
15 posts
Just a quick winge ; )
I don’t know if I’m just getting old or what, but I have to say, Big Brother pisses me off. I’ve never taken any interest in the show because I could not possibly care any less what people I don’t know say or do. But what I find particularly annoying this year, not only the ‘betting’ thing but the fact that Corey what’s-his-face is going in. I mean what the hell? What kinda message are we...