October 2008
32 posts
@ Ash looking for relaxing music.
There’s...
Daylight robbery
Haha, It never fails to amaze me how stupid some people are.
This is a letter sent to a Victorian newspaper by a farmer. (Border Mail, 1 October 2008).
Drought trigger clear as day
When I was a kid we never had drought after drought.
Then we started with daylight saving. We started with a little bit, but now we have six months of the year daylight saving.
It has just become too much for the...
Nutella with sliced banana is the best thing since on sliced bread.
Not worth getting up.
What an unproductive waste of a day.
Forgot about attending my Java test. Instead I decided to stay home to try and understand problems I’m having with the same subject. Spent hours getting nowhere, flipping through pointless lecture slides, only confusing myself further.
I then missed my bus to Magill (even though I was early enough). Went to my DMC Prac, wondering why I’d even...
Me: I wonder how Chloe knows it's a couch and not another person.
Sister: She's not as stupid as you!
“Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and...”
– Frances Rodman
Why you no speak English!
it reli pss me of wen pplz rite lik dis. iz it coolz or somfink? idk. mite b qickr 2 rite but itd b gr8 if i cld acshuly reed d wrds!!
Merde!
ali-with-an-i:
rubberduck:
ali-with-an-i:
Je suis triste!
Qu’est-ce qu’il y a?
Je suis déçu dans ma capacité d’étudier le français. Je me sens meilleur maintenant.
J’avais l’habitude juste un site Web de traducteur pour écrire ceci. Semble-t-il raisonnable complet ? Blâmez-le sur la curiosité. Je vais au lit dans une minute. Bonne nuit ! ;)
Computers are gay.
[St Paul's Library. Religion. Year 10.]
Teacher: There's plenty of computers free. You should be over there working on your assignment.
Student: Nah, computers are gay.
Teacher: Alright then, explain to me how computers could be homosexual.
Student: Because they take it all in the back?
. Which student was this? ha. (Ali)
. He was a year level older than us and left in year 11. But 'Luke' rings a bell. Or 'Mark' perhaps.. Or 'Seungyong'?... Nah, pretty sure it was 'Luke'. ;)
“How can a finite mind comprehend infinity?”
– Whenever I find myself lying awake at night, thinking about life’s big questions, this is often what it comes back to. Some things are simply beyond our ability to understand.
Computers are gay.
[St Paul's Library. Religion. Year 10.]
Teacher: There's plenty of computers free. You should be over there working on your assignment.
Student: Nah, computers are gay.
Teacher: Alright, explain to me how computers could be homosexual.
Student: Because they take it all in the back?
Don’t know whether I should paint a feature wall in my room. And if I do, which wall and colour?
Damn, why even think about this with a database assignment due?!
mashburger:
*pokes ben*
We’ve been poking each other on facebook all night, but you haven’t come online at all. Grrr.
Just thought I’d say hi!
And I like your choice of car. Reliable, fast, and most of all, realistic.
Goodnight for now!
Oh hey! *pokes ash*
haha, I’m pretty sure I’d find it too painful trying to say goodbye after such a short chat. With our reputation for epic...
Let me say it here, because I’d NEVER actually tell her, but my sister’s awesome! hahaha ;)
