Bensley

bensley:

Today at work, a little girl said that I had nice hair.

She then told her mother that one day she was going to fall in love with me and get married.

This is so cute. How old was she?

Umm, I guess she was about 4-6?
It was kinda hard to tell because she was hiding behind the counter with only her hands and eyes peeping over.

Via mashburger.

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Today at work, a little girl said that I had nice hair.

She then told her mother that one day she was going to fall in love with me and get married.

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Mykonos - Fleet Foxes

There’s something about this song I love.

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Ben: Don't do that with your nose, it's not funny!
Renae: Haha, it snot funny...

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Got my DSLR today. XD

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It was an extremely quiet/boring day at work.

[Following a period of silence, whilst security-tagging a stack of clothes]
Luke: ...
Ben: ...
Luke: Have I gone to the toilet today or not?
Ben: ...
Luke: Crap, I didn't mean to say that. Just thinking out loud.
Ben: ...
Luke: ...
Ben: ...
Luke: How embarrassing...

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Ben: If you swallowed a USB drive worth 400 bucks and pooped it out, would you reach into the toilet and grab it?
Renae: Ummm, if I was wearing rubber gloves.
Ben: Ok, what about if I pooped it out?
Renae: What!? No, I'd get you to get it!
Ben: But what if I was disabled? And couldn't move my arms?
Renae: Well, I guess I would if I had gloves. And a mask. And goggles. And a whole suit.
Ben: What? Why would you need goggles? What's going to fly into your eye from the toilet?
Renae: Well if you're swallowing USBs and disabled, anything could happen!